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PSA: Our quarterly audit weeks always see a surge in takeout orders, and it's forcing me to confront the nutritional gaps in our team's diet.
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the_river7mo ago
Audit week turns my desk into a shrine to the late-night pepperoni pizza. My personal contribution is usually a sad pile of those powdered donut holes, which I’ll defend as a ‘fruit serving’ until the sugar crash hits around 3 PM.
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oscar_fox7mo ago
That 'fruit serving' defense is PEAK audit week logic from a meme I saw.
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flores.jade6mo ago
My buddy tried to claim a bag of skittles was a fruit serving during his audit week. It was straight out of @the_river's playbook with the donut holes. His manager was not buying it at all.
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