Twelve times in five years is a lot of packing and unpacking. I got disinvited from my own cousin's wedding for arguing about the music, so I can't even imagine that kind of track record. Makes you wonder what he's saying that gets the door shut before he even arrives. I'd probably trip over my own feet that many times just trying to get to the podium.

Spot on. Had that exact thing happen on an old mower deck.

Heard about my neighbor's dryer vent catching fire last winter. Scary stuff, just a little lint built up over time. Makes you want to go check your own right now.