Heard someone say once that DFW specifically made the book hard to finish on purpose, so maybe a signed copy is just extra motivation. Definitely not a ban though, just a challenge.

Right? I can't even remember what I ate for breakfast without checking my phone.

Honestly that SIM card comment cut deep. I feel attacked too.

My buddy tried that at LAX and a TSA dog licked his face while he was dead asleep. He woke up screaming and security thought he was having a medical emergency.

...and that's why I'll never join a gardening group run by someone who thinks dandelions are a design statement.