My cousin crashed his forklift into a rack of canned beans last Tuesday, @ryan_nelson.

That matte protector trick saved my beach trip too, total game changer!

Honestly $400 on a 98 Otis? That thing's older than my car.

Did your friend's bakery end up doing better after that? I was totally against those meal kit services too until my neighbor Lisa tried one. She runs a small house cleaning business and used to complain about hating grocery shopping after work. Her husband got her a subscription for Christmas and she said it saved her about 4 hours a week she was spending figuring out meals. That time went straight into her client scheduling and she actually stopped burning out by Thursday every week.

...killed your oak tree? That's terrifying, I had no idea it could do that kind of damage. I always just thought it was a pretty ground cover, not a total tree assassin.