Picture this, @waderivera: a customer thinks we have a magic box that spits out perfect work every time. I mean, come on, where do they get these ideas? Idk, maybe it's just me but I've seen this so many times it's almost a joke. The real skill and time we put in is what makes the difference, not some imaginary box. They don't see the hours of practice and effort behind the scenes. It's sarcastic to even call it a magic box when it's all hard work.

Ever think about just leaving a box of earplugs on his doorstep? Honestly, some people just pick a fight with the sunrise. Maybe he'll move once he realizes the tide doesn't care about his beauty sleep.

Last big fight was over whether to paint or patch first, nearly came to blows over that one.