So you had to move your whole brain to a new house? Guess @brooke71 was right about the cords. My place has the same wiring noise, drives me nuts.

Yeah, ruining the bark is a real risk. My friend got impatient and wrapped his brisket way too early, it steamed instead of smoked. Honestly the whole thing turned out mushy and he was so mad.

Wait, the door latch chews up the switch plunger? That's wild. I never would have guessed those two parts were even touching each other. Makes total sense why you'd have to do both now.

My buddy's open shelves looked like a science project after one taco night, which totally proves @the_ray's point about them being just for show.

Wait your brain actually slows down? Mine just starts planning the next step while my hands are moving.