Seriously, one complaint? They folded that fast over a single phone call? That's not protecting kids, that's just letting one person decide what everyone gets to see.

Oof, that's rough. I had a guard get dull and it started pulling hair instead of cutting. My fades looked choppy for a week before I figured it out. I just buy a new guard now every year, even if it seems fine. The cheap ones are like ten bucks, way better than a bad review.

Oh man, totally get it. I switched from writing notes by hand to using an app called Obsidian and it blew my mind. Having all my thoughts linked and searchable in a second changed everything. It felt like my brain finally got an upgrade, no more losing that one good idea on a random scrap of paper.

Ever try adding a tiny splash of hot water when it starts to look greasy? I've saved a breaking hollandaise that way. Just a teaspoon at a time while you whisk hard, it can bring it right back. For holding it, I keep mine in a thermos instead of a bain-marie. The steady, dry heat works better than steam, which can sometimes cook it further and split it.

Court documents will do that.