Man, that's the kind of day that makes you wonder if the universe is playing a joke on you. Once you figure out the pattern, it's almost satisfying how fast you can knock out the next one. Bet the Mooney owner was happy you had that loose ground wire figured out in under fifteen minutes.

Heard a similar story from a friend @taylor305 and it ended up being overblown paperwork too.

Did he also tell you the King James Bible was written by a committee of angels or something? I've had a neighbor try to explain the Apocrypha to me and got the whole list wrong. Where do they even find this stuff, like is it all from the same bad YouTube algorithm?