I finally gave in and painted my kitchen cabinets... and it was the worst weekend of my life.
For months, my wife kept saying we should paint our oak cabinets white. I was totally against it... told her it was a huge job and they looked fine. She wore me down, so I blocked out a three-day weekend, bought a gallon of this 'Cabinet Coat' paint everyone online raves about, and got to work. I spent 8 hours on Friday just cleaning and sanding. My hands were cramping. Saturday, I started painting. The paint went on weird... it was thick and gummy, and showed every single brush stroke. I did two coats and it looked terrible. Sunday, I tried a third coat with a foam roller. It looked even worse, like orange peel texture. The whole kitchen was a mess, the fumes were awful, and I had to call off work Monday to try and fix it. I'm staring at these lumpy, streaky cabinets right now. What did I do wrong? Is this paint just bad, or did I skip a step? I need to salvage this before my wife gets home from her trip.