Ugh, this just hits me right in the gut. I mean, I get what you're saying completely, it's like they're living in a different world than we grew up in. Maybe it's just me but I remember the exact feeling of getting lost in a single panel, like the whole story was right there waiting for you. It's so sad to think that magic is probably gone for good with these new phones and endless scrolling. Honestly breaks my heart for them because they don't even know what they're missing.

Heard a guy say sawdust causes half their electrical problems...

Oh honey, that's the butter's water content not the salt that did you in.