Did the old timer also tell you the road eats windshields in May? Because I learned that one the hard way, thought my truck could handle anything after a mellow July trip, then hit a heave near the Susitna that launched my coffee straight into the dash. Locals say it usually settles down by mid to late June, but it changes every year depending on how fast the thaw goes. My rule now is call the DOT office in Cantwell before I even think about heading out.

Spent $180 to become a human phone flashlight for the night, that is rough. Sounds like the store guy sold you a fancy paperweight with a strap on it. Nothing says camping like your buddy's $20 junk light showing off while your premium one takes a nap. Honestly at that price I would be marching back to Boise and asking for my money back, or at least a free replacement. Next time maybe bring the cheap one as backup and let the expensive one sit in the tent where it can't embarrass you.