Honestly, my plants operate on a level of drama I can only aspire to. My snake plant looked completely dead for so long I used the pot to hold pens. Now it's got a new shoot and I feel like it's judging me for giving up on it. They really do live on pure spite sometimes.

Used to think it was all just talk until I saw it happen... you're right, @the_julia, seeing it makes it real.

Yeah, "GoTeam2016" is the exact kind of password I used to make. I had a close call with an old gaming forum breach, same deal. It's wild how one dumb password from years ago can come back like that.