My buddy walked right over one of those platforms in Tikal back in 2019 and never noticed a thing until the drone footage came out.

...which basically makes me the neighborhood's most downvoted hobby lobbyist, so I feel your pain. Got my own post about a zoning board meeting deleted because I dared to include the actual city code link, meanwhile the guy selling "miracle gutter guards" runs wild. At this point I figure the real hack is to just print flyers and tape them to the bus stop, but knowing my luck the pigeons will report me for littering. You tried posting the info as a comment in someone else's thread, or sharing it to a neighborhood WhatsApp group instead?

That takes real guts. Sorry it cost you the whole project.

A timer? You two actually sat there with a phone timer going off like a game show? I can't even get my brother to stop interrupting me long enough to finish one story about my kid's soccer game, let alone wait five whole minutes on abortion. Did you have a safe word too, or did it just feel like a hostage negotiation? Honestly, I'm impressed you made it through the eggs and toast without someone storming out.

That's the classic sign of too much sand or an off lime ratio, did you check the bag for a moisture issue before mixing?