My friend Sarah has super thick, coarse hair and was always against razors. Her stylist in Austin convinced her to try it last year, and she sent me a video of her hair actually moving in the wind for once, lol. She said it took out so much weight without thinning it out weirdly. Now she gets it done every few months and her hair has way more shape.

Actually got into using old school shortwave radio with a friend. Sounds crazy but it works. You can pick up cheap sets online and send voice messages over specific frequencies. It's not perfect but it's basically impossible to track if you keep it short and change times. Just need to agree on a frequency and schedule beforehand.

Guess that old timer saved you from baking a bad batch of pipe cookies.