c/arborists

Hit 500 tree removals last week. Didn't feel like a big deal until I did the math.

Been climbing for 8 years. 500 trees cut down. That's like a whole forest worth. Started thinking about how many stumps I ground too. Easy to lose count when you're just grinding through the day. Anyone else keep a tally or am I just weird about numbers?

That massive elm in the alley took me 6 hours longer than I budgeted

I figured a 60 foot dead elm would be a half day job tops. Get in, rig it down, chunk it out, stump grind, done by 1pm. Nope. The trunk had this weird internal rot that made the wood unpredictable. Every piece I cut wanted to split or hang up on the way down. Had to stop and re-rig three separate times because my rope placements kept slicing into bad wood. By the time I got the last log on the truck, it was almost dark. I should have just quoted for a full day and saved myself the headache. Has anyone else had a tree fight back like that for no good reason?

My climbing rope got stuck in a cedar tree 50 feet up last Tuesday

Took me 3 hours with a throw line and a slingshot to get it free. Anyone else ever have a rope just disappear into a crotch and refuse to cooperate?

Hot take: Using a pole pruner with a rope saw attachment saved me 2 hours on a tricky maple removal yesterday

I had this big maple in a backyard in Springfield with a limb hanging right over a garden shed. Couldn't get the bucket truck in there and didn't want to climb it because the shed was in the way. A buddy told me to try a rope saw on my pole pruner - basically a little serrated blade on a cord you loop over the branch. I was skeptical but it worked way better than I expected. Cut through a 6 inch limb in about 3 minutes without even leaving the ground. Has anyone else tried this setup for tight spots where you can't climb?

Worst week I've had climbing in 5 years - what's your nightmare story?

Last Tuesday I was up in a big red oak in Austin, took a deadwood branch to the shoulder and it knocked me off balance for a second. Then the next day my ground guy called in sick and I had to rig everything solo in the rain. Has anyone else had a week like that where everything goes sideways and you start wondering if you picked the wrong trade?

Walked past a property I trimmed oaks at 3 years ago and barely recognized it

Back in 2021 I did a heavy crown reduction on a row of live oaks for a client in Sarasota, left them looking pretty bare. I drove by yesterday and those trees have filled in so thick you can't even see the house now. Has anyone else had a job that looked rough at first but turned out way better than you expected?

Picked a rope wrench over a mechanical ascender for limb walking and haven't looked back since

After 3 days of fighting with a mechanical ascender that kept binding on my lanyard, I swapped to a rope wrench system and finished the removal in half the time - has anyone else found a piece of gear that just clicked immediately?

My $600 stump grinder blade was a total waste of money

Bought a fancy carbide tipped blade from a catalog last fall for my Vermeer. Thought it would cut through those nasty pine stumps like butter... it chipped on the third stump I hit. Should have just stuck with the standard steel ones for $200. Has anyone else had bad luck with the premium blades around here?

Used to spend 20 mins tying rope knots on every climb. Switched to a friction hitch last month and saving almost 10 mins per tree.

Talked to a old timer at the lumber yard who made me rethink oak pruning cuts

I was grabbing some supplies near Kalamazoo last week and this retired arborist saw me loading up and started chatting. He said most of my 3-inch cuts were leaving stubs that would rot back into the branch collar, not heal right. Anyone else ever get called out by a stranger and have it stick with you like that?

Talking to a 70 year old maple tapper in Vermont changed how I look at tree wounds

He told me he's been drilling the same trees for 40 years and they're still producing, which got me thinking about how we over-prune and seal cuts when maybe we should just let the tree do its thing.

Stumbled onto a weird trick for spotting root rot before it spreads

Was doing a routine check on a big old oak in a client's yard near Charlotte last week. The leaves looked fine but something felt off with the soil around the base. I stuck a metal probe in about 6 inches deep and pulled it out smelling like rotten eggs. Told the homeowner we needed to dig around the buttress roots and sure enough found a hidden fungal patch starting at the root flare. Has anyone else used the smell test like this or am I just lucky so far?

That big elm in downtown Portland taught me about root compaction

I was working on a 60 year old elm near Pioneer Courthouse last spring and the bark started peeling off for no reason. Dug down 6 inches and found a solid layer of packed gravel from a sidewalk replacement 5 years ago. Have any of you dealt with hidden compaction damage on urban trees?

That maple clocked me good last Tuesday

I was trimming a big silver maple near Lincoln, Nebraska last week. Had a 6 inch limb come down wrong. Sliced right through my saddle strap. Landed on my leg, bruised it up pretty bad. 3 years ago I would have kept climbing. Now at 45 I take a minute to reset. My ground guy Bobby said, "You okay up there?" I said no, I'm coming down. Swapped out my saddle after that. Anyone else switching to a harness with backup attachment points?

Swapped my flip line for a lanyard adjuster last month after 12 years of knots

I finally got sick of tying and retying my flip line on every single tree in Nashville. Picked up a mechanical adjuster from a buddy at a demo and honestly it's way faster for positioning. Not saying knots are bad, they still have their place, but for production work I'm not going back. Has anyone else made the switch or are you still running rope on rope?

Guy I met at a job site in Denver said his rope was fine - 3 weeks later it snapped on a removal

He was using this old 3-strand that was frayed bad near the splice, told him to retire it but he laughed it off. Last Tuesday that same rope let go while he was lowering a limb and the butt end whipped him right in the ribs. Has anyone else had a close call like that where the other guy just wouldn't listen?

Hit 500 trees pruned this year and my hands are screaming at me

I kept a tally out of curiosity and cracked 500 individual trees pruned since January, and now I'm starting to wonder if my wrists will ever forgive me, has anyone else kept a yearly count and regretted it?

Took me 3 hours to figure out why my rope was fraying on a big white oak removal

Was doing a removal on a huge white oak in a tight backyard in Nashville last week. Kept noticing my climbing line getting chewed up after just a few setups. Thought it was a bad carabiner or a rough crotch. Spent way too long swapping gear and re-rigging. Turns out the bark had this gritty sand-like buildup from years of city dust stuck in the crevices. It was basically acting like sandpaper on my rope. Switched to a friction saver and the fraying stopped instantly. Anyone else run into weird stuff in urban trees that destroys ropes faster than normal?

That ornamental pear took me 9 hours to remove because of my own stupidity

I had this Bradford pear in a tight backyard in Portland that I figured would be a 4-hour job. Took me almost 9 hours total because I forgot to check the lean direction before making my first cut. Ended up with the tree hung up on a fence and had to rig a come-along to pull it free. Now I always walk around the tree three times and mark the lean with flagging tape before I even start my notch. Has anyone else had a tree go sideways because you rushed the setup?

That $300 pruning shear I bought turned out to be a total dud

I dropped $300 on a pair of Japanese pruning shears from a fancy catalog back in March, thinking they'd be the last shears I'd ever buy. First week using them on some 2-inch elm branches in my yard, the blade chipped right at the pivot point. I tried to get them sharpened at a shop in Portland but the guy said the steel was too brittle for real work. Anyone else get burned by expensive gear that looked good on paper but failed on the job?

A client down in Austin taught me I was pruning oaks all wrong

Had a guy show me a video of himself pruning a live oak in June and I told him he was gonna kill it. He came back with a link to a Texas A&M study about how freezing temps actually push rot deeper into cuts. Now I only make final cuts between July and September down here in zone 8b. Anyone else ever get called out like that and have to totally rework their seasonal schedule?

Vent: I was dead wrong about mistletoe being harmless in trees

Ngl, I always thought mistletoe was just a weird holiday decoration that didn't really hurt the tree. Then last spring I had a client in Portland with a big old oak that lost three huge limbs during a storm. Turns out mistletoe had been siphoning water and nutrients for years, weakening the branch attachments. Anyone else ever underestimate how much damage this stuff can do?

Reading an old forestry report and the number of mature oaks lost in a single storm shocked me

I was going through some archived county documents from the 1998 ice storm and saw a line item stating over 2,300 significant white oaks were downed in our region alone. That's a staggering amount of habitat and timber gone in basically 48 hours. How do you even begin to manage that scale of damage with a regular crew?

Had a close call with a rotten limb over a client's driveway in Portland last week

Just realized those tree growth regulators actually work...

I always thought those trunk injection treatments were just a gimmick to sell more chemicals. Then a client in Portland insisted we try it on a huge maple that was lifting their driveway. We did the injections in early spring and checked it again last week... the root growth slowed down a ton and the tree looks just as healthy. Has anyone else had a good result with a specific brand, like Arborsystems or something else?