Honestly, I've had decent luck with the local appliance parts place over on 6th. They keep a lot of the common stuff in stock, like belts and heating elements. It's not as big as the old Sears counter, but the guy there usually knows his stuff.

My town's Facebook group had a similar rule last year. I got a little too happy reporting people who were rude about the new park design. Then I posted that the recycling schedule was made by someone who can't read a calendar. Got a warning within an hour. I basically taught them how to catch me. It's like handing someone the stick they use to whack you with later.

My buddy's secret fishing hole got ruined by a blog post.