Just deleted my account and moved on.

Actually, a dry bag full of clothes is exactly what you want to lose. The real problem is losing your fire kit or first aid. That's the stuff that needs to be on you.

I mean, just the concrete trucks alone for that must have been a non-stop parade.

Remember my buddy bought one for his mom. She put it in a dark corner and it freaked her out so bad she gave it away. Guess they can look pretty weird in the wrong light.

Seriously, does it even matter? They get the thing to work. My mom calls the whole setup "the Facebook machine" and we still talk. Fixating on the right words feels like making someone call a couch a "chesterfield". It gets the job done.