My uncle told me to always keep a bag of marshmallows in the cab...
He was an old river dredge guy from the Ohio River, and he said it with a straight face. 'For the fog,' he told me. 'If you can't see the bank, you light one on a stick and hold it out the window. The smoke shows you which way the wind is blowing the fog.' I thought he was just pulling my leg, you know, a weird old-timer thing. But last fall, we were on a job near Pittsburgh and got socked in so thick you couldn't see the bow. The radar was acting up. I remembered the bag of marshmallows I'd thrown in as a joke. We lit one up, and sure enough, that little wisp of smoke gave us a clear drift direction. It bought us the ten minutes we needed to get oriented and drop anchor safely. Has anyone else ever gotten a piece of advice that sounded totally nuts but actually saved your bacon?